July, 2007
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Thora Birch Joins TERROR TRAIN Remake
Yeah, yeah. Every Jamie Lee Curtis horror film is getting remade now and Curtis doesn’t even like to acknowledge her horror start anymore. So are these getting remade as revenge against her?
Jessica Alba’s THE EYE Pictures
If I had to base my initial thoughts on the upcoming film “The Eye” on this picture alone, it would be that the film is terrible. I cannot even look at Jessica Alba’s mouth open that wide without laughing hysterically. [Insert dirty joke here.]
SAW IV Rated NC-17, Spoilers…
SAW IV has already been hit with the inevitable. Poor reviews? Not yet, but it did get slapped with an NC-17 rating. No surprise there and no surprise that Darren Lynn Bousman will shave off some healthy gore to score big with the MPAA, make a crapload of money in theaters, and release the film unrated later.
San Diego Comic-Con Updates 7/27/07
ONE MISSED CALL was previewed at Comic-Con with clips of ghosts and Jesus and people killing themselves. The tagline is “What will it sound like when you die?” The film stars yummy Shannyn Sossamon and hotheaded Ed Burns who gave away iPhones during the panel.
Grindhouse DVDs Specs
You should already know that the DVDs will be sold separately since it was announced a while back. You should also be smart enough to know, they will probably release a “DVD-Double-Disc-Collectors-Edition” later to try and milk more money out of us.
Brain Hammer’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT Vol.14: The NINJA Trilogy!!!
In honor of “the black ninja” Sho Kusugi – this week’s PICKS FROM THE CRYPT are the three infamous 80′s action flicks that comprise “the ninja trilogy” – “Enter The Ninja,” “Revenge Of The Ninja,” and “Ninja III: The Domination!” These three ass kicking flicks all feature double digit body counts and an unbelievable assortment of violent and creative deaths via various deadly ninja weapons! “Don’t fuck with the Japanese. They can be very dangerous.” LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
J.J. Abrams’ CLOVERFIELD Movie Poster
a href=”http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20048197,00.html”>Entertainment Weekly got thier hands on the exclusive “Cloverfield” teaser poster, and everyone stole it.
San Diego Comic-Con Updates 7/26/07:
There is a lot going on at Comic-Con this year and I tried to narrow the news down to a few interesting bits of news.
Classic Horror Titties: Ashley Laurence (Kirsty from Hellreaiser)
Ashley Laurence – “So eager to play.. so reluctant to show your titties!”
Teen Wolf Remake – ComicCon News
Looks like one of the biggest conventions of the year has begun, San Diego ComicCon, you can get up-to-the-minute updates over at Bloody-Disgusting, because they are actually dumb enough to attend the madness every year. HorrorYearbook decided to stay home and get laid instead. We will do our best to keep you updated this weekend, but will probably fuck it up.
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