Kristanna Loken – Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, BloodRayne

Smoking hot blondie Kristanna Loken was the best part of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. In fact, its safe to say she was the ONLY good part of that horrible twisted freakshow of a movie, which is without a doubt hands-down the worst tri of any trilogy that I can think of.

Now Bloodrayne, on the other hand, is one incredible flick! Cult film director Uwe Boll has made some of the absolute crappiest turds to ever be passed off as “movies” on the entire planet, but his Bloodrayne is so godawful that it is an absolutely magnificent masterpiece. I cannot fathom what fiendish celestial forces had to align against humanity in order for Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, and Meat Loaf to all star in this barf bagger. It is truly an awe-inspiring eye-gouger to behold. If you ever meet me and I find out you haven’t seen this movie, I will force you to watch it with me so that I can taste your tears. You have been warned. Hey, Kristanna Loken gets naked and humps about halfway through, so at least you’ve got that to help you survive the experience.

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