
Lisa Marie as Vampira in Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood”

Looking at this gorgeous woman makes my soul ache. When I first laid eyes on Lisa Marie portraying Vampira in Tim Burton’s brilliant Ed Wood, it was better than when I first got laid. If you’re like me and you have that little dark streak that makes you totally lust after dark damsels like Morticia, Elvira, and Vampira, then you totally know what I mean, and you’re digging on this like a grave robber.

Sadly, this year saw the passing of the timeless Maila Nurmi who played the real Vampira. And when I say real, I mean REAL. Her postmortem biography is Vampira: The Movie, I think that’s pretty heartwarming, and a warm heart is one that is full of life, and blood. Which is something she would want, right?








