Jaws

Even after all these years, this picture still gets the heart racing, doesn’t it? Jaws scared the living crap out of me when I was a little kid. Even way back then I knew that I would never EVER swim in the ocean. Ever. I was afraid to even take a bubble bath after seeing this movie. I hated it because I couldn’t see below the bubbles on the surface of the bathwater. How could I know for certain that the other end of the bathtub didn’t just suddenly let out into the ocean so that Jaws could swim up and chomp me with all those goddamn bubbles blocking my view? I would burrow holes through the bubbles so that I could keep an anxious eye peering through the water, but the holes would always close back up. TERRIFYING.

I only take showers now, I don’t take baths. But not because I’m scared. I ain’t no wussy. Hell, I’ve even been known to swim in pools and sit in hot tubs.

As long as there aren’t any bubbles.

Posted in: Horror Movies »  by: Morbidementia

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