Mathilda May – Lifeforce

“Alright, here’s the pitch. Lifeforce: a movie about vampires from outer space, starring Patrick frickin’ Stewart and Mathilda May, the hottest woman you have ever seen who walks around totally nude for over half of the movie and sucks the life out of everyone she meets. Oh, and we get Tobe Hooper, the legendary man who did Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist, to direct it. Whaddayasay?”

Sounds like I pulled that pitch out of my ass, doesn’t it? But its for real, yo.

I’m betting you have probably already seen Lifeforce, so I’m not going to review it, or talk in excruciating detail about how great it is, because you already know. And if you haven’t seen it, then that pitch just got you, hook, line and sinker, and I don’t want to give any spoilers about what is sure to be the highlight of your life when you watch it.

Instead, what I would like to do is show you some things about Lifeforce that maybe you haven’t seen, or that maybe you didn’t know. For example, Lifeforce was lucky enough to get 3 totally kick ass international posters, each one cool enough that any other movie would kill for it:

France. You can tell this is France’s poster because it has full-on nudity, and the French are perverts like that. Also, the words are in French.

Japan. “Because anything you can do, we can do crazier.”

Not really sure where this one is from, but if I had to guess, it would be from OUTER FUCKING SPACE!!!

Here is something about Mathilda May that you may not have been aware of: she would be the hottest Predator ever.

She also rocks a leather bra so hard that PETA has given her numerous awards. I imagine.

Mathilda May is so beautiful, she makes flowers look ugly.

Sometimes, Mathilda will get a far away look in her eye, and start taking off her clothes. These are the times that she is thinking about me.

And finally, because I know its all you horn dogs really care about, I have a wallpaper-worthy shot of Mathilda absolutely naked as a jay bird. But because I am a decent and discerning man of taste, I’m not going to leave it out in the open. So… WARNING: Nudity! By clicking this link, you agree that you are of legal age to view adult material where you live, and you release this site and its owner from any and all responsibility for your actions. And that you asked your mom and she said it was ok. You filthy pervert.

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