Tales From the Carnel Morgue Vol. 1 (2007) The Playground Movie Review

Steelweb Studios and the “Carnal Morgue” brings you three tales from David Quitmeyer, the guy who brought you Slaughter Disk in their first volume of short films. They are presented in the unrated director’s cut.

Mail Order Bride

A lonely guy with no luck in relationships decides to order a hi-tech love doll that learns your favorite things (by “things” I mean how you like your pickle licked) by watching. So plunk her down in front of the TV and hit “play” on the magic porn machine! But our lonely guy doesn’t have any skin flix handly so he borrows what he thinks is porn from his drunk friend. But it’s a horror movie…AAAAAAAAAHHH!

If you liked Slaughter Disk, I think you will dig this. It has lots of silly humor and some veiled nipples from the sexy cyborg (and real-life porn actress) Caroline Pierce. This is by far the most gory (and most fun to watch) of the 3 films, but the carnage is more silly than anything. The sex doll looks like she has a huge zipper on her chest and her scars are painted on, HA!

Review by Greg Baty of The Playground Movie Reviews

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