Xxxorcist (2006) Movie Review

You’ve probably heard of this spoof, if not, well.. you have now. It’s brought to us by same people who gave us Re-Penetrator (Read Review Here) lead star, “punk rock princess” and anal queen, Joanna Angel and director Doug Sakamann of Troma and LBP (Low-Budget Productions) fame. Now, I think I may have been a bit too harsh on Angel in my Re-Penetrator review. I guess the green make-up and blood simply didn’t flatter her pussy very well. At any rate, she looks pretty good in this one, despite the scabs.

The story, unless you’re a total retard that lives in a cave, you should know. It’s about a priest trying to save a demon-possessed chick. Of course this being a porn parady the girl (Joanna Angel) is horny. After dyking-out with her mom, Father Merkin (Tommy Pistol, also from Re-Penetrator) shows up to begin an exorcism. When the standard methods fail, he begins a sexorcism, and proceeds to use a crucifix dildo and baby Jesus butt plug on the girl to drive the devil out of her. When those prove unsuccessful the priest then has no choice left but to “fuck the hell” out of her.

Overall I’d say this is a pretty good flick. It even has good special effects and decent dialog. Lots of pea soup vomit too, which make for some really messy sex. A definate must see for any horror fan!

Apparently this also has three different endings, although I only saw one. The “sad” end sequence where the priest falls down the stairs is said to be the actual stairs from the original Exorcist. You can also order this DVD from Burning Angel, Joanna Angel will autograph it for $5.00.

- Chris Cooper

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